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Label type Unsigned
Influences Weird Al Yankovic, They Might Be Giants, Lemon Demon
Sounds like Weird Al Yankovic
Members Jace McLain (vocals, keyboards, drums)
Kyle Thorne (guitar)
Eric Zhu (bass)
Brendan Sheairs (guitar)
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Jumping the Shark with Style
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Description Nuclear Bubble Wrap's new album, full of wacky songs about emo kids, oxymorons, the universe imploding, Willy Wonka, and Harry Potter, as well as parodies of songs by Taking Back Sunday, System of a Down, The Killers, Billy Joel, Weird Al Yankovic, and more! Credits Jace McLain: vocals, keyboards, drums Kyle Thorne: guitars Brendan Sheairs: guitars Eric Zhu: bass |
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Stupid Emo Song
I’m locked in my room with the door closed
I’m such a loser and it shows Sitting lonely in the corner Feeling pain inside Not really, because I am a poser But I like to pretend That I’m cool cause I’m all dark Even though I’m not And we like, we like to sing all whiny We are so emo (Is this whiny enough?) We like, we like to sing all whiny We are so emo I just wanna scream and whine so badly (Not like anyone cares anyway) I just wanna scream and whine so badly (What a cliché) Well I like to dress up like a girl Long hair, and hatred for the world And clearly I think that I’m so cool And I wear really tight pants And make rants, whiny rants I’ve got makeup under my eyes, yes eyeliner’s under my eyes And we like, we like to sing all whiny We are so emo (Is this whiny enough?) We like, we like to sing all whiny We are so emo I just wanna scream and whine so badly (Not like anyone cares anyway) I just wanna scream and whine so badly (What a cliché) I just wanna scream and whine so badly (Listen while I repeat what I say) I just wanna scream and whine so badly (What a cliché) How much can you endure? You must want me to leave I bet you think that I am real annoying Everything I say’s the same old thing Can you endure? All I do is whine and scream You want to get real far away from me As an emo kid I am posing Making rants about dumb things And I’m really really annoying And I just wanna scream and whine so badly (Not like anyone cares anyway) I just wanna scream and whine so badly (What a cliché) How much an you endure? I just wanna scream and whine so badly I just wanna scream and whine so badly What a cliché embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Oxymoron
Well I program advanced BASIC
All alone while in a crowd Suddenly a popup says to click The start tab to shut down The calculated error showed up And I was clearly confused It seemed to be the perfect mess-up After all, it’s newly used We went to nowhere but a restaurant And the food was awfully good Our family was alone together Doing our modern tradition I ordered some jumbo shrimp The others had some hot chili Then we left and calculated The exact estimate of money Dark day Dry ice Fail safe Firm pillow Fried roast Free rent Half full Half true Ill health Kosher ham Lame skills Ladies man One choice Single copy Slow speed True story Freezer burn Good grief Guest host Brief speech Quiet yell Rap artist Recreate Cheese steak Numb feeling Outer core Doing nothing Just war Virtual reality Dead livestock Microsoft Works Soft rock embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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I Cannot Sing
My music would be much better
If it weren’t for this one thing The mp3’s on my website Are sure to make your scream I’ve got so much music Make new songs everyday But it’s gonna make you all sick But I’m gonna say it’s great I cannot sing I cannot sing Advertise my songs As if they’re so awesome It’s music to me I’ll make CD’s to sell to friends Although my music’s so ruined I think I will make it You’ll like it but fake it Cause I cannot sing I’m compared to wild coyotes As far as my singing goes I run around and show these I suck and it really shows But everyone lies about it They say that I’m really great My folks say that I'm a good singer Though I get booed off of the stage I cannot sing I cannot sing I’ll sell some CD’s Full of mp3’s Of stuff that’s by me My friends say my stuff’s good Do American Idol, I should They say that I’ll make it But they actually fake it Cause I cannot sing I cannot sing I cannot sing I sound like a dog’s cry Hear my stuff and you’ll die But I just don’t see (I just don’t see) That I’m horribly off key Everybody knows that but me Give me a microphone I’ll blow out your eardrums Cause I cannot sing I sound like a fluke, I’m so out of tune I can’t hit the notes and I always choke I’m off of the pitch, my songs sound like junk I sing in the key of Z Can’t sing in one key, forget harmony A solo vocal is all that I’ll howl At karaoke they throw stuff at me Like rotten tomatoes I cannot sing! (I cannot sing) I cannot sing (I cannot sing) I go round and show it Cause I do not know it Naturally I use sound recorder and MIDI files are my band I try but I’m failing It sounds like I’m wailing Cause I cannot sing I put my songs up here But I’m out of luck here I cannot sing All of my singing is more like cats screaming When I sing these they throw toasters at me Listen to me go, I have an ego I cannot sing embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Racist Against Devils
I was in my house in the underworld one day
I got kinda bored, and so I thought hey Why not go to earth and visit all the people there? And finally when I got up, I was kinda scared They were all scared of me No one would talk to me Everybody ran from me I don’t think they like me They don’t think that I come in peace Just cause I look like a freak And so this is what it seems They’re racist (Against devils) Looks like they’re racist (Against devils) I kinda think they’re racist (Against devils) They’re racist, they’re racist Against devils! I went out to Wal-Mart to buy a new CD And right as I walked in that door the people ran from me They all took one glance and said that I’m an evil guy But I just kept walking, I didn’t want to pick a fight That was such a huge mistake, I should have gone back home They all grabbed pitchforks, hoses, rakes, and lawn gnomes They tried to attack me with a bunch of garden tools They wouldn’t let me talk oh man, these people here are fools They are all scared of me No one will talk to me Everybody runs from me I don’t think they like me They don’t think that I come in peace Just cause I look like a freak And so this is what it seems They’re racist (Against devils) Looks like they’re racist (Against devils) I kinda think they’re racist (Against devils) They’re racist, they’re racist Against devils! “Kill that evil monster!” was the very first thing said I really could have killed them, but I ran away instead It’s true that I have powers that can kill you in one shot But I’m a nice devil and besides that would be rude I used to be a happy demon, everything was great But they’ve locked me in this cell and I can’t escape So they say I’ll be in here until the end of time Although I didn’t do anything, I did not commit a crime Just because they were all scared of me So the police went and captured me Cause everybody ran from me How come they don’t like me? They don’t think that I come in peace Just cause I look like a freak And so this is what it seems They’re racist (Against devils) Looks like they’re racist (Against devils) I kinda think they’re racist (Against devils) They’re racist, they’re racist Against devils! They’re racist, they’re racist Against devils! I said they’re racist… Against devils! embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Wonka's Door
Nothing ever ever happens in my house
We are shut out All my grandparents sleep all day I thought that I would go right out of my mind until my dad brought home the news It said Willy Wonka’s got this thing Where 5 kids will get to see his factory If they find a golden ticket and then I screamed “I’ve gotta find one of those too!” But they said “there is no hope for you” We are so poor that your dad caps toothpaste tubes But listen to us, we’re not trying to be rude There is just no chance for you But one day I found a dollar on the ground And then I immediately turned around I went and bought a Wonka bar and found A golden ticket oh how cool! I can’t wait (no I) I can’t wait I found a ticket in this candy store I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door The first ticket was found by this kid Named Augustus Gloop and he’s really really big He just takes food and he forces it in He is really really really really really really really fat And then Veruca Salt was the 2nd one in line A nasty little girl whose dad made sure she’d find A golden ticket by searching every chocolate for the prize As you see, she’s a spoiled brat And then the third was Violet Beauregarde Another girl who just chews gum until it’s hard Smacking like a cow, her jaws moving apart It looks really really nasty And then the fourth was Mike Teavee Television is the only light he ever sees And then everyone was still searching frantically But the fifth one went to me! I can’t wait (no I) I can’t wait My family’s not going to starve no more I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door Would you look at all of Willy Wonka’s stuff… He’s got toffee that will change your hair and Oompa Loompas everywhere And chocolate rivers, waterfalls, a bunch of twisty turny halls And ice cream that will never melt and cavity filling caramel And lemonade filled swimming pools, invisible bars to eat in school And gum that is a three course meal, inventions you’d never think were real And drinks that send you in the air and unless you burp you will stay there Exploding sweets for enemies and coconut ice skating rinks And candy that’s invisible and rooms completely edible And giant machines underground and also square sweets that look round Elevators made of glass and chocolate boats that go real fast And squirrels that are trained to crack nuts and sweets to get green teeth for months And candy sent through the TV and rock candy down 10,000 feet And different types of beans and cream, and sweets you grab from TV screens And drops that make you spit color and stuff that just runs off sugar And sugar pencils for sucking and also toffee apple trees And best of all, everything in every room is edible I can’t wait (no I) I can’t wait Lifetime chocolates will deliver to my door I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ up to Goin’ up to (I’m going up to) I’m goin’, really goin’ up to Goin’ (Won-) I’m goin’ up to (-ka) oh yes, I’m goin’ up to Wonka’s door embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. $0.99' style="width:90%;"> |
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I Don't Let My Band Members Sing
I don’t let my band members sing
I don’t let my band members write I don’t let my band members take any credit Because I’m so greedy and uptight I don’t give them the share of the profits I don’t let them have any say I just hog away all the credit And I don’t give them their share of the pay Because I’m cheap And I’m selfish And I do all the vocals by myself All they do is stand back and make my music for me While my album’s making money on the shelf I don’t give the band any credit But I make them do all the work All I have to do is write this stuff on paper I don’t give them credit cause I’m a jerk Whenever we are live and we’re on stage My band’s in the back against a wall Aside from that, they’re hidden by a curtain So they can only be seen if the curtain falls And if by any chance this album sells well I’ll just take all the money for my own And since I have them doing this at gunpoint They can’t just take off and go home They can’t quit And they can’t leave here And if they do they can’t run very far Because there is obstacle waiting out there for them They won’t get past the minefield in the yard I even sing over the solo Cause I like the sound of my voice Too bad cause it’s a pretty decent solo But it’s not like the band had a choice Being the band leader is a great thing I don’t have to play an instrument I’ll just stand on stage and look all pretty (Maybe we should--) SHUT UP YOU’RE THE GUITARIST YOU DON’T GET TO TALK!!! Kyle, you will do what I tell you All your talents mean nothing to me I am the deserver of the glory I make the decisions, you see Kyle: That's it!!! (Kyle repeatadly whacks me with a guitar while I scream.) Kyle: I quit!!! embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. $0.99' style="width:90%;"> |
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Super Size
Why don’t you ask the manager of that restaurant
For the sheet given by the health department? They refry it, super size it Looks so tempting, you will buy it I’m just sitting in McDonalds Eating till I… Fast food’s addictive, ask anyone who’s been there You’ll get so fat that you can’t get out of your chair Super size the number of fries Their new slogan: Eat here and die I’m just sitting in McDonalds Eating till I hurl I’m just sitting in McDonalds Eating till I hurl I’m just sitting in McDonalds Eating till I hurl I’m just sitting in this graveyard Lying in the dirt embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Mrs. Ross Killed JFK
Mrs. Ross killed JFK
We just found out today Our beloved math teacher Is a president killer She told us she was there In Dallas, Texas On the day that he was shot And that’s good enough for us We got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy We must communicate The whole world needs to know The truth behind the reason Johnny K. just had to go We’ll post it on the net And tell it on TV And we’ll write it her textbooks For future students to see We got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy Run, run away Mrs. Ross killed JFK Run, run away She’s dangerous, and could shoot any day She hid in a tree Where she quickly shot an unsuspecting Kennedy And everyone can see Her classroom is not a safe place to be -Raa! -No leeway! -None of it! -I see a detention in your future! -I was there on that day! Mrs. Ross killed JFK You’d better run away But please go spread the news People need to know the truth If Mrs. Ross ever comes near You just might wanna run And hide under a desk When you’re in her detention Cause we got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy -I see a detention in your future! embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Dumbledore Died
I came in my sixth year and I was doin’ just fine
Everything was so great until the very end It started out with a prince, and then nothing made sense Who is the Half-Blood Prince? Who is the Half-Blood Prince? Now I’m goin’ to meet Dumbledore and then go To find some locket thing which has Voldemort’s soul Then death eaters arrive, running around the place And then Malfoy’s like “DIE!” but Snape gets out his wand now I know what’s going on now, green light show And I just can’t look, he’s killing the Headmaster I know So I see Snape was working for Voldy I go chasing him outside Try spells but he reads my mind But I just found out today Destiny is calling me I could not believe my eyes When Dumbledore died So I’m all mad at Snape and want to kill him sometime No more hangin’ around Hogwarts School at all I got help from this Prince when potions didn’t make sense (Snape was the Half-Blood Prince, Snape was the Half-Blood Prince) Now there’s this prophecy that involves Voldy and me That says neither can live long as the other can breathe But he split up his soul into items he picked And so now I must go on a horcrux hunt now Easier said than done now, off I go And I just can’t let Snape get away My hate for him grows So I’m just Gonna find the horcrux Instead of finishing up school I guess my friends will come ‘long too And I’m gonna make Snape pay And cause of this prophecy Voldemort I’ve gotta fight And Dumbledore died. It’s over... embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Don't Steal This Song
When you're ready to rock, then you want to be the best
When your lyrics are funny you gotta stay one step ahead of the rest Well you work and you work all night long Thinking of a brand new song That'll blow them all away You wanna blow them all away So they'll stop and take off their hat And say "Hey I wish I thought of that!" That was so funny Yeah those boys are so funny Don't steal this song There are lots of funny ideas There's just no need to do this Don't steal this song Don't be a Ray Parker Jr. to my Huey Lewis Don't steal this... When you play a show you don't wanna copy the other acts You need to be original and not a comedy stealing hack Well you work and you work and you feel so proud You wanna shout it right out loud This'll blow them all away I'm gonna blow them all away Then you tell your comedian friends And you see them take out their pens That was so funny... Don't steal this song Is it just out of spite? Or some kind of sick pleasure? Don't steal this song Don't be an Ice Ice Baby to my Under Pressure Don't steal this... Don't steal this song It didn't turn out that great So you wouldn't want it anyway Don't steal this song We've been playing the same old songs At every show we've played Don't steal this song embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. $0.99' style="width:90%;"> |
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We Didn't Watch the Trailer
You Got Served, BloodRayne, Boogeyman, Snow Day
Rollerball, Crossroads, Deuce Bigalow Treasure Planet, Scooby Doo, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Undiscovered, Digimon, Dumb and Dumberer Catwoman, RV, Children of the Corn 3 The Final Sacrifice, and Larry the Cable Guy Cats and Dogs, Gigli, 13 Going on 30 Garfield Movie, Barnyard, sigh, Lizzie McGuire, oh why? We didn’t watch the trailer They were always showing But the films keep blowing We didn’t watch the trailer But they’re never stopping And the bombs keep dropping Date Movie, AVP, From Justin to Kelly Jaws 3D, Spy Kids 3D, Eegah, It’s Pat Teen Wolf Too, Troll 2, Car 54 Where Are You Doogal, Spice World, Son of the Mask Rebound, Thirteen, Confessions Teenage Drama Queen Backyard Dogs, Pluto Nash, Disney sequels – all are trash Going Overboard, Hercules in New York Anus Magillicutty, Yours Mine and Ours We didn’t watch the trailer They were always showing But the films keep blowing We didn’t watch the trailer But they’re never stopping And the bombs keep dropping The Cat in the Hat – Mike Myers must be slapped Oh how I despise The Master of Disguise Home on the Range – Disney’s going down the drain Shark Tale – Dreamworks, copied because they are jerks Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Hobgoblins, Glitter Yu-Gi-Oh, Kazaam, Santa Conquers Martians Baby Geniuses, The Garbage Pail Kids Battlefield Earth, Phat Girlz, Santa with Muscles We didn’t watch the trailer They were always showing But the films keep blowing We didn’t watch the trailer But they’re never stopping And the bombs keep dropping Titanic Animated, Herbie: Fully Loaded Little Man, Giant Spider Invasion Harriet the Spy, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ Big Momma’s House 2, Scary Movie 2 Jaws Revenge, Marci X, and just adding to the wrecks: Star Wars Holiday, what else do I have to say? We didn’t watch the trailer They were always showing But the films keep blowing We didn’t watch the trailer But they’re never stopping And the bombs keep dropping Merlin’s Shop, In the Mix, I think I’m going to be sick Are We There Yet? If Ice Cube’s there, we’re not. The Rugrats Go Wild, boring even to the child Mandea’s Reunion, 102 Dalmations SuperBabies, Shaggy Dog, remake of The Fog Captain America, .com for Murder Horror remakes that will bore cause they are always very poor Manos the Hands of Fate, Hollywood’s gone down the drain We didn’t watch the trailer They were always showing But the films keep blowing We didn’t watch the trailer But when they are gone, another just comes on and on and on… embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. $0.99' style="width:90%;"> |
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Tender Love Ballad
Babe, I know that we’re through
Since I threw up on you What can I do to make you see? The main course was long My stomach not strong As you sat beside me I should’ve turned the other way There’s nothing more I can say If I had turned the other way You’d still be with me today Baby, you were so nice Like sugar and spice So I asked you out on that date But when I made that mistake I knew it was way too late I knew exactly what was my fate I didn’t turn the other way There’s nothing more I can say If I had turned the other way You’d still be with me today It isn’t easy when you’re stomach is queasy To tell someone how you feel I guess it’s too late when you look at your date And see that she’s wearing your meal There’s nothing I would never do for you, baby If you would ever take me back If you could please forgive me I know you’d soon see I’m very sorry and that’s a fact Barf, heave, gag, spill, retch, blow chunks Do the Technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke I should’ve turned the other way There’s nothing more I can say If I had turned the other way You’d still be with me today Yes, if I turned the other way You’d still be with me today… embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Fate of the Universe
Throughout time, our universe expands
It is so big, gargantuan and grand But eventually it will get to a point where it can’t grow And it’s gonna just implode We’ll implode! All the stars and planets that we know Unfortunate for them, but they’re all gonna go It’ll happen in a few seconds, you won’t be able to tell When the universe implodes on itself We’ll implode! All the life is gonna cease to end Planets will be shattered, but we don’t know when You can’t hide in your basement, there is no place to run Boom, then everything will be done (crunch, crunch, crunch) From the stars To old Mars Will implode It’s no joke But at least Larry the Cable Guy will be dead Very soon We’ll be doomed In a flash In a blast It’ll happen but try not to get upset We’ll implode Oh the fate of the universe is this When it happens everything will no longer exist When it will happen, we don’t know (don’t know) It will happen so fast, that you can’t say oh no (oh no) Yes, listen to what I have forebode Don’t you forget The universe is a threat We are gonna just implode (sha la la la la la la la la la, ooh) We’ll implode (sha la la la la la la la la la, ooh) We’ll implode (sha la la la la la la la la la) We’ll implode embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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The Too Much Information Song
Will you stop?
Will you stop? That’s too much Way too much Will you stop? Listen to my Oh, please stop Bowels That’s too much Too much Way too much Too much Will you stop? I’ve got some Bladder problems My intestines Please just stop I have to Constantly go Off to the old bathroom That’s too much And I got three tapeworms and Too much Blockage makes me constipate Way too much The longer that I hold it in Too much Buildup of gas blocks the way Please just stop I’ve got some infections inside My intestinal tract Will you stop? Along with hernias My insides are never intact That’s too much I have to be excused A quick trip to the restroom Much too much My intestinal disorder Forces out gas of doom Will you stop? The scolex of my tapeworm’s Reproducing And they’re growing fast Oh please stop They’re eating any food That’s left And most food’s never passed That’s too much My stomach always churns Too much It feels like it is twitching Way too much Say that reminds me of Too much This rash I have that’s itching Please just stop!!! Eczema Scratching it now Always a pain Please just stop!!! Scratching’s fun to do To do I do, the pus comes through That’s too much!!! My acne’s fun to pop and Too much I use laxatives each day That’s too much!!! Oh man my back hair razor Too much Also broke yesterday Way too much!!! Look at my ingrown toenail Too much Got infected today Much too much!!! I threw up in your car Too much It had chunks of blue and grey That’s too much! It got really hot and the Too much Vomit dried up and baked Much too much It smelled like a dead skunk Too much Say that reminds me I saw one today Oh, too much!!! Its organs were flopped out Too much I poked it in the liver Much too much The body fluids poured out Too much And some worms that slithered That’s too much! The squishing sound was cool Too much When I played catch with its insides Much too much I cooked the skunk that night Roadkill is good when its fried embed code Put the clip of this song on any of your html web pages. Copy and paste the code below to embed it. |
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Dumb
Lyrics? What lyrics?
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Main Information
| Name | Nuclear Bubble Wrap |
| Genre | Comedy Rock |
| Website address | http://nbw.buzzyworld.com |
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| City | Germantown |
| State | TN |
| Zip | 38139 |
| Country | United States |











